STORY OF A RETARDED AND SERIOUS LIFE =D

pc fair 2009 chicks

2009-04-12T01:22:00.000-07:00

new shit....

2009-04-08T22:40:00.000-07:00

my new blog is http://myorganicharddrive.blogspot.com i will no longer use this blog so PLS! read my new blog =D btw reno gimmie ur hotmail...b4 i qurantine my blog from stalkers..btw about me and wy thingy its already settled...back to normal...seems like a small misundertanding....but anyways THOSE WHO HAVE MY BLOG PLS! EDIT MY LINK

new blog

2009-04-08T05:06:00.001-07:00

hey i opened a new blog...and only those who have my msn will know...so bye!

so dumb

2009-04-07T00:22:00.000-07:00

this is stupid...so stupid....im gonna ahem...you know...ARGH IM GONNA BE MORE STRAIGHT FOWARD RIGHT NOW...

This happened when....you know....when i came into 3k..i met a girl...her name was WY...i find her quite nice...i find her very intresting person who thinks that I'm her "entertainer" and she loves to hang out with a group of friends that i know last year and infact NOT very close but still friends and all but i had been quite close to them ever since i met WY...one day many people says that im showing ovious symtoms that I'm in love with WY...and made me go blush till i went to the girls toilet in the mamak instead....so dumb....well one day she sms-ed me...asking weather..i love her or not...then i told her that im going to sleep...then the next fucking day she asked me again...i refused to tell but she kept purging me ... ok...since im a VERY straight foward dude...i told her THE truth... then she sms me again saying that shes ugly lah...BLAH BLAH BLAH ...wanna chop off her boobs la...blah blah blah..like the type of person I DIDNT KNOW AT ALL the next day she started avoiding me and doing SHIT...always like...trying to talk with FJ or Kiet or TC...AGRESSIVELY but when i talk to her she was kinda like...no mood to talk...and its DAMN BLOODY HARD TO FUCKING START A CONVERSATION WITH HER...usually its kinda easy but now...ARGH!..irratating...so a few days passed by...getting bored...noticed she always wanna like you know AVOID ME...and yet in the sms she said "HAHA IM NOT GONNA PRETEND ANYTHING HAPPENED xD" and she also said this qoute: you can stop the person from going near you...but can NEVER STOP the person from loving you... AND yet she fucking know this...and she was like....avoiding avoiding avoiding...zzz!..I didnt even fucking say i wanna make her my gf...i just have a crush on her...and i said it because I HAVE FUCKING BALLS TO DO IT....because im a man and i DARE TO DEFY teachers and its one little crush how bad could it be?!...

Then after all that i smsed her again...asking weather is she avoiding me or not if she wants me to FUCK OFF THEN SAY IT...BUT NOOOOO she didnt ...she said that i wasnt talking the right subject blah blah blah....then i thought she really forget about the crush thing and SOMETHING ELSE IS BOTHERING HER...i was so worried...always emo...cant sleep cant study cant even play l4d properly always get owned by boomers and all that...then when i finally found out WY really IS avoiding me...she settled with me...and both of us agree to be friends again...but things act up again one day they wrote a story of bieng pragnant and this and that about me bieng a girl and kena plastic surgery blah blah blah...i was pissed when somebody make fun about me in this storylike way and telling everybody...i got pissed i tear up the paper and went emo...and asking myself...why are u so fat....why why why....i dont even eat much...excercise 3 MONTH ONLY LOOSE 1 KG.....so i felt wanna die...they all said sorry but i still emo-ing...the next day i find out that WY is trying to avoid me again...then i wrote about what i felt when she wrote that shit on my blog...i ask her to see...and SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO SEE...i told her im depressed right now and cant explain...and she dosnt EVEN HAD a heart to understand my feelings...and other things...and yet she said my blog was "funny" i was kinda like saying...fine...i will ignore her since she dosnt understand me this and that...then the next day...i was emoing like always tears rolling down my cheek FOR A REASON AND I DONT KNOW WHY...I DONT CRY AT ALL CAUSE IM A SADDIST BUT THIS TIME...WHY?! so i was like very tired and debra and WY was throwing erasers at me...i felt very...more like an outcast....so i told them that i was tired let me sleep i dont wanna play with u...they kept throwing and disturbing me until im so pissed i shoved and cleared all the shit from my desk including my pencilbox and all that...i swiped it ALL AWAY...and my friends say they saw WY picked up my pencil box...then when i went to take back my pencilbox...MY PEN AND ROLLER ALL MISSING....and i think she stole it...but its not fucking big deal i mean comon...i've got money...i can buy hundreds of them =.=

after that....i find out that WY was AVOIDING ME AGAIN...and earlier she mentioned she hate people who watch porn cos i told her that i USED to..then she once again used this tactic to avoid me as well...but yet i see her joining yik soon fan leon...all the sickos that are worst than me...and yet playing around like some whores...they touch each other's dick then they all try to touch her boobs this and that...i see her i felt like she was playing with my emotion...then i was kinda emo again...till victor and daniel thong told me that she and hatta nearly coupled and she tricked hatta to touch her boobs and this and that....i was even more emo...i wonder if hatta's case was the same as mine??...or shes running around like a succubus who hypnotises men just to find their perfect partner like in rosario+vampire??....i WONT LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME.. i didnt even say happy birthday to her cause im kinda emo and shit that day...and didnt celebrate cos i was weeping at my goddamn desk...and he see kietsen acompany-ing me she go and comfort him there and thinking that i care...but i seriously dont by observing her behavoir she thinks that i'm lack of attention...yeah right.....

NOT ON MY WATCH! I DONT WANNA SEE HER FACE AGAIN I WILL CUT IT OFF LIKE A SADDIST IF I HAD TO!!

but...if i do...her friends will hate me this and that...wont talk to me and this and that...well i cant just talk to guys forever...i wanna talk to some girls too...( NOT TO FLIRT)...cause i belive i MUST evaluate my social status....i just dont know what to do...WHENEVER my friend's birthday party or something she will memang GO THERE!! i dont wanna see her face...
i have no futher comments for this and..erm

hey victor if im emo i didnt ask u to bother me right? its fine if you dont care and you let me commit suside and this and that cause i dont bother either way...i didnt even asked for your company or to so called "pacify me" so u dont really have to care ok? i will be MORE SADDISTIC AS BEFORE AFTER AN EMO STORM! btw....u wanna make a funny video? COUNT ME IN! invite the other people xD

so now im gonna ENJOY MY LIFE GAMING TILL THE END AND I DONT GIVE SHIT ABOUT WY ANYMORE and WY if you're reading this ( i bet you're "too lazy" to) I dont wanna talk to you again....and I'M not your fucking "entertainer" or your so called PLAYSTATION3 ...so if u wanna play with somebody's emotion or watch them suffer from LOA...do it on fanleon or other boys...ITS NOT GONNA WORK ON ME NOW...if u even try i SWEAR im gonna feed you to the dogs...

and to WY's friends...if you're reading this...im very sorry to say...that...goodbye...i dont think i will be talking to u for a very long time...farewell...we shall meet again and...i hope u girls make it into the finals and SHOW WHAT SMK TAMAN SEA IS MADE OF!..so farewell...im going on with my own path

GET THE FUCK OUT

2009-04-05T23:56:00.000-07:00

OK "TALLER THAN YOU" WHO THE FUCKING GAY ASS ARE YOU?! I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL NOT A GAY ASS LIKE YOU DONT MAKE ME FIND YOU! AND IF I FUCKING DO....I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA FUCKING RIP YOUR BALLS OUT SINCE YOU'RE SO TALL! I HAD THE PERFECT FIST HIEGHT FOR YOUR FUCKING DICK SO I CAN TEAR THEM OUT AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS AND CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW AND SHOOT YOU SOMANY TIMES UNTIL YOUR MOM CANT RECONIZE YOU!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU UPSIDE DOWN SO HARD UNTIL YOUR INTESTINES BLURT OUT FROM YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!! IM GONNA TAKE THAT BIG MOUTH OF YOURS AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!! JUST DONT MAKE ME FIND YOU...

ALL THIS FUCKING THING HAPPENED AFTER THE FLAMERS GET HERE (i know its not reno san) I WANT YOU TO FUCKING GET OUT OF MY BLOG...IM GONNA BAN YOU NOW...

what happened to my old self?

2009-04-03T07:35:00.000-07:00

I'm having alot of shit nowadays....I dont even feel like talking with anyone in the rest of my class...I'm getting more restless...AND I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT SHIT!! ARGH!! I CANT LET THIS CRUSH GO AWAY CANT I?! Motherfucking piece of shit!...cant even concentrate on RE5 now...always get owned on profesional mode ( 1 Hit and your health bar is gone...no use wearing armour though....) cant even pass that canibal marshlands level...so jacked up thinking about....ahem*.... I'm always randomly emo nowadays and i dont know why...its either because of my physical apearance then all the other shit...LIPOSUCTION OR MERCEDES!! ARGH!...its gonna cost me like 100K++ FOR THAT...AND I NEED 100K+ FOR MY FUTURE SPORTS CAR AND STUDIES!! This is stupid...whining on my blog...so lifeless nowadays...cant stop thinking what others think about me...(exept those dudes who were flaming my blog)...looking at those tall dudes....makes me feel kinda inferior...BECAUSE IM FUCKING SHORT!!! ... these weeks im so negative minded...dont know what should i do....play more games?...i cant even play more than like 2 hours on staurdays and sundays...fuck it!...

Racist?

2009-04-02T01:08:00.000-07:00

This post is for Random and who comented not long ago

I am CLEARLY NOT RACIST...I DONT CARE WHAT RACE YOU ARE... IM JUST SAYING THAT ITS NOT SUITABLE FOR A MALAY TO BECOME DANTE EITHER...SO DOES MOST OF THE CHINESE GUYS...ITS A GODDAMN OPINION ITS NOT RACIST...I have many friends who are malays and YET I get well along with them...If i'm racist i wouldnt be any close than enemies with them...OH and why u think im racist?

BECAUSE YOU'RE SOME PERASAAN KES PERSON WHO'S LACK OF ATTENTION! I'm not that retarded to make some racist remark!

this is the diffrence :

racist : H0LY SHIT! A MALAY BECOMING DANTE??! FUCK THAT BROWN SKINNED POTATO! BOOO!!! DANTE SUCKS!! MALAY SUCKS!!! AHAHAHA NOOBS!!@#@#$#$@

NOT RACIST : wow...I dont really think that a malay is suitable for dante cos dante looks more like a japanese dude....

See the diffrence? you think that I'm racist just because u THINK TOO MUCH!

and Reno-San : at least you understand whats going on unlike the mindless idiots who think they're on top of everything

critisizing the ACGC?

2009-03-31T02:12:00.000-07:00

This post is for GUEST , RENO-SAN , and other people who post shit...FIRST OF ALL i want u to fucking kn0w that i HAVE THE freedom to speak...SECOND OF ALL...ITS MY FUCKING OPINION!. face it! even linkin park has haters...even GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 HAS HATERS...WHAT IM FUCKING TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I DONT THINK U LOOK LIKE DANTE...AND I DONT EVEN LIKE MALAYSIA...AND ALL THE COSPLAYS I WENT TO WAS CRAP! I WENT TO a japanese cosplay before and it WAS AWESOME...100X better than all this motherfucking shit! SO WHAT..UR CALLING ME LIFELESS?? LOOK WHOS FUCKING TALKING...YOURE THE ONE SO LIFELESS GO INSIDE BLOGS ONE BY ONE READING AND POSTING SHIT ON THEIR BOX...Seriously are u some fucking gossiping housewife?...or your mom's a MILF and had a secret boyfriend so now ur so fucking bored cos ur mom's not at home AND YOUR WATCHING PORN WHILE SEARCHING BLOGS LIFELESSLY!!

I am not in a fucking mood now...and I DONT CARE IF I OVERSAY IT EITHER...I BET YOUR JUST CALLING YOUR FRIENDS FROM THEIR HOUSES TO SPAM ON MY BLOG...I hope a pile of shit falls on your douchebag computers..I dont care if im older OR YOUNGER THAN you cos i STILL HAVE A FREEDOM TO SPEAK...

hello...Pendidikan moral oso got say : Hak Bersuara ..

so if your're highschool dropouts THATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM..

and GUEST...IF U THINK IM LIFELESS SHOW ME YOUR BLOG THEN...I BET ITS MORE EMPTY THAN YOUR ASSHOLE!..fucking losers.......no life somore go call other people no life.....I give u face this time...Im not gonna spam anything negative ON YOUR BLOG...understand?

my verdict about ACGC: 2/5 : bad

The injection virus?

2009-03-26T01:52:00.000-07:00

Well reports says that almost half of the form 3 got sick due to the jab...I mean...they had fever...vommiting symtoms....or....UMBRELLA WAS REAL!! THEY INJECTED THE T VIRUS IN US AND TURN US INTO MINDLESS ZOMBIE AND MUTANTS!!! WE WERE A WHOLE BIG FUCKING EXPERIMENT!! ARGH I CAN FEEL THE PARASITE MOVING IN MY BRAIN!!! MY DICK IS STEAMING AT A ABNORMAL LENGTH!! IM STARTING TO HAVE SOME MUSCLE CRAMPS!! AND NOW I START TO FEEL THE PAIN!! IM MUTATING!!!CHRIS REDFIELD SAVE US!!!!!! DAMN U UMBRELLA!! DAMN U WESKER!! ARGH!!.....nah I'm just kidding...but seriously many people dosnt feel well today...so do I...I had a cough after that jab..Did BN or PAS gave it to us? I'm not sure..I've becoming more and more tired these days...I even took afternoon naps..omg...I'm having worse health conditions after the jab! AND YET THEY SAID ITS A IMUNE SYSTEM BOOSTER...WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! Barely half of the form 3 are having headaches and felt tired and lazy... SO I'm gonna demand what kind of medication they gave us and WHO sponsored them..

well today was kinda boring..I mean like BORED...printer got busted...and when i opened it up it was BEING CLOGGED UP BY INK! HOLY SHIT! In class I was talking shit with FJ and Kietsen AND BOY! KIETSEN SEEMS TO BE DEPRESSED AND TIRED...LOL! Seems to be kinda weird..These days I'm getting more hardworking and felt kinda strange...always seem to care about homework now...DESPITE THE FACT THAT I WOKE UP 5AM THIS MORNING TO PLAY RE5~! xD! so fun! went to school with BURSTS OF ENERGY! Then got tired after recess..well thats it for today...I'm off to read some text books

My dream gaming rig

2009-03-24T07:48:00.001-07:00

internal specs:
Casing:Alienware....erm erm...THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE MINE! LOL!
Motherboard:nFORCE 780i triple SLI
Core:intel i7
graphics card:ATI4870HD ddr5 1gb x3 (3 of them in every sli slot)
power core:Silverstone 1000W
RAM:8GB DDR3
Sound card: Razer baracuda

external specs:
speakers:Razer Mako THX 2.1 channel
LCD:Viewsonic 1080p 22 inch full HD
mouse:Razer Mamba 5600Dpi 3.5G lazer
keyboard:Razer Lycosa
webcam:logitech 5000 series 2 megapixel built in mic
gaming mat:Razer Destructor
keyboard extention:Belkin Razer N52

well thats about everything HAHAHAH~!! IM SO BORED IVE GOT NOTHING TO DO!!!

need for speed world online?

2009-03-24T01:08:00.000-07:00

need for speed world online??...it looks kinda boring....but at least better than maplestory...

why im emo 2day

2009-03-23T23:33:00.000-07:00

Why?...because I just read debra/wuan yi's story in a piece of paper..well its VERY FUNNY to majority of the people but not me...well they said "HOW JEREMY MET KIETSEN" then blah blah blah they said I'm a woman blah blah blah I'm PREAGNANT...blah blah blah...UNTIL I SAW the diabetis...I'm really emo when i saw that...BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT I DO HOW MUCH I EXCERCISE I'M STILL THE FUCKING SAME THING , I WANNA CHANGE...CUT DOWN ON FOOD...EAT ONLY AT RECESS AND DINNER AFTER TUITION...ITS NO FUCKING USE!! IM WONDERING HOW LONG I CAN STAY THIS WAY.. I'M SO FUCKING SHORT...let me share with u something...When I was small , I'm supposed to be like daniel thong...but the doctor gave me some drug or steroids or something that will evaluate my growth...just to make me fat...and even I EAT a little bit ...I will grow x3 faster than anyone ...I'm SO FUCKING PISSED AND MORE DEPRESSED..BUT after the injection I'm fine...

seriously I'm a open minded person but i just think too much and too far thats y im emo sometimes....and to tell u the truth...when somebody calls me fatso or something with a laughing face...IM GONNA FUCKING RIP THEIR HEAD OFF!

I mean like its no fair! I dont even eat much and Im already so big in size...honestly I HATE MY BODY I FUCKING HATE MY FACE! I RATHER DIE OR EXCHANGE BODIES WITH SOMEONE ELSE! AND IF I DIE I WILL GIVE AWAY MY PS3 AND MY STUFF TO DANIEL THONG! ARGH!!! |

LITERALLY DYING:
Jeremy Lai
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A.C.G.C

2009-03-22T00:50:00.001-07:00

I went to the ACGC convention at tropicana mall and it was both dissapointing and amusing...well look at these pictures and you'll find out why
'cool mini cooper....HEY WASN'T THIS FROM THE ONE IN 1U?!'
"OMG ITS DANTE!! YUCK!!!HE LOOKS SO UGLY!"
"LAN YENG....."
"That red haired dude was axel from kingdom hearts....and that blondie....I don't know"
"ANIME CHARACTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JAPANESE AND WHITE SKINNED AND WHY THE HELL ARE THEY HIRING MALAYS?!"
"AND CHINESE GIRLS THEY HIRED LOOKS LIKE CRAP!"

And theres a street fighter performance..I didn't joined though...cos i suck at it

'So far this girl was the hottest...'

after taking enough pictures...i went to play resident evil 5 there and many people are staring at each other play...well take a look at this guy bragging in expert mode and got owned
'LEAVING 2 AMMO AND STILL SHOOTING?? BAD IDEA!!'
"HE LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY AHHAHAH!"

He was bragging about this and that this and that...UNTIL I played it and owned him only using handgun and attracted ALOT of attention like as if its such a big deal...i wonder how malaysians play RE5...THEY're WORSE THAN THOSE AMERICAN XBOX PLAYERS...
And theres a L4D match there and they suck donkey balls...ALL OF THEM USED SNIPERS...WTF...felt like dying...but still! Its kinda awesome as I played RE5 and showing off my skills haha..okok I'm getting abit Lan C already...oh yeah btw....ON MSN PLS I'M VERY SORRY IF I DISTURBED U BY DOWNLOADING A NAKED PHOTO OF VANESSA HUDGENS INTO UR COMPUTER PLS! IT WASNT ME MY COMPUTER IS INFECTED I WILL GET IT FIXED SOON!

Shopping ....

2009-03-20T22:20:00.000-07:00

10.00:Went there to pick Fu Jun and Jun Hao up

10.15:Reached 1U and was wandering around gameshops after meeting up with kietsen and
Kietsen's mom wanted to treat us breakfast but we decided not to...(everyone knows why)

11.00:met up with Debra and the others and Fu Jun Kietsen and Jun Hao didn't even fucking said hi...so embarrassed in front of Lynn (Debra's best friend...oviously we never met her b4)
and in school Kietsen and Fu Jun said they were "GENTLEMEN" and now they dont even say Hi and they were sitting on the bench there playing PSP....

12.00 went to watch Race to witch mountain at GSC..its a sci fi movie not some witch whos expecting in that mountain....i wonder if its the L4d Witch...hahaha

2.30 : the movie ends...pointing middle finger at Zac efron's next movie...

2:45: ate lunch at kenny rogers...Jun Hao Kietsen and Fu Jun went to mcdonalds due to not enough money....and i fucking told them to bring more and they were like...whatever man...

3.00 went shopping with deb and lynn while looking for wuan yi li jiet and nikki..

4.00 due to delays cant eat baskin robbins and must go home 4 tuition

House gathering~..and GORE!

2009-03-20T22:18:00.000-07:00

Sorry I'm so lazy to post anything that happened in my house so heres Victor's post...100% credit goes to him....yawn~~~~~~

Today went to Jeremy's house at 10.30 am came in and saw RESIDENT EVIL 5 well although I have to admit their gore standards have dramatically increase ( yeah there's a scene where some dude get chopped into half ) I find the control a bit difficult . First of all both moving and shooting use only the left analog and the right analog is often mistaken by me for aiming and yeah I kind of suck at Resident Evil due to my lack of skill in console shooters , secondly well there are some fake and logic-less scenes that make Resident Evil look very very fake but still if I'd rate it I give it a 8 for good graphics , gory graphics and better melee system but for an action game that moves like a horror game makes thing a bit too hard to get used to . :D Later on went to BLITZZONE! Played for 4 and a half hours ( I think ) walked home to Jeremy's house and ate pizza then continue the bloodshed . I had fun but I just think today was the least fun among the other gathering but still fun mainly because Jeremy was the main attraction when we gather and see his UBER skill in console gaming and today he had to leave us just to go to EduSmart ( I agree with Aiman that it should be named EduDumb not EduSmart ) tuition and well it got boring but at least Leon ( Jeremy's so called apprentice ) was entertaining the leftovers ( haha? ) which are me , Bryan and Daniel . So yeah haha , had fun , but the gathering that is the most fun in it was during the sleepover last year , we did'nt drink water for the whole day just canned drinks ! :D

more madness!

2009-03-18T08:24:00.001-07:00

Yeah! Victor , Danien , Daniel , Benji , Kok Jiang , Bryan Ho will be coming to my house! We're gonna finish Resident evil 5! we'll record the 1st part and post it here! =D (if i can) im gonna watch random stuff on youtube =D bye!

Blog problems

2009-03-17T03:28:00.000-07:00

I think many of you know it now...I'm a noob blogger , cause I cant make my blog special enough..can any of you help me out by suggesting how do I change my background? I cant stand that black and red text again because it dosnt even matches the music , i need a paradise background due to the new kingdom hearts 2 opening . And I cant blog everyday cause I dont have any time to write shit on my blog . So goodbye for now as I am going to tuition with my bike tonight...

My razer Copperhead Review

2009-03-13T07:13:00.000-07:00

The Copperhead offers tracking precision of up to 2000 dpi, topping that of the superior gaming performance that gamers have come to associate with the Razer Diamondback. It is also the first mouse to utilize Full Speed (12Mbps) USB. All other mice are Low Speed devices. Lastly, it has a dedicated 16 bit data channel that features 1ms response rate.

A mouse can make a world of a difference when it comes to gaming. Buttons, ergonomics and performance all come into play when competing for the top rank, and as usual some gamers are constantly looking for the latest edge. Today I will write a review of the highly-anticipated Copperhead, aka Razer's Laser. Fasten your seatbelts; it doesn't get any more in-depth than this.

One of the most important (and subjective) aspects of a mouse is how it feels. The Razer Copperhead is a lean mouse, low in height, slim, and rather long in length at over 5 inches tall - best suited for people with medium to large hands. That, combined with the incredibly lightweight (127g) body result in a mouse that's controlled more by fingertips than the wrist, a trait that arguably gives more control. Another notable if not obvious trait of the Copperhead is its symmetrical design, which unlike the other heavyweight contenders allows Lefties to play.

On either side of the Razer Copperhead are two rubber non-slip rails, the pinky and thumb resting on the body that angles inwards beneath them. While my slender hands worked well with the rails (I can lift and shake the mouse while barely squeezing the sides and it won't drop), two fellow LAN gamers I had try the mouse found that the moderately sharp edges of the rails felt uncomfortable as they played Quake with it. Then again, they might have been squeezing the rails instead of underneath them.

Oh, one other thing that may or may not appeal to you is the Copperhead's illuminating personality. Like most anything sold to gamers now, the Copperhead casts a vibrant glow in one of three colors: blue, green, and red. The scroll wheel is translucent to allow the light to pass through, while the light cast by the side rails is segmented by plastic from the inside to give an appearance of scales. On the topside is Razer's three headed snake emblem, which pulsates much like that of a sleeping Macintosh. There's currently no way of turning the LEDs off, although Razer has stated in their FAQ that this may change in the future. I say leave 'em on, when combined with a backlit keyboard my otherwise cluttered desktop looks sick! (I'm gonna buy a Razer Lycosa nextyear!)

Grasping the Razer Copperhead, I found that my first two fingers felt at home with the oversized primary buttons that travel almost half the length of the mouse, especially since the buttons themselves are concave in the center to mold to the fingers. Despite their long length, the buttons harbor enough resistance to prevent accidental clicking unlike the long buttons found on the Microsoft S+arck mouse. The rubber scroll wheel placed in between the two buttons is just to my liking - it's stepped and well calibrated for perfect weapon selection yet surprisingly quiet, and the wide wheel is lined with horizontal troughs to provide an excellent grip. Like the primary buttons, the mouse wheel also has perfect resistance for easy middle-clicking without error.

Four additional buttons (two on each side) are hidden from view underneath the rails, the thumb resting upon them. When lifting the mouse, it's important to simply lift it, rather than squeeze and lift - the side buttons click so easily that even squeezing the center of the rails alone will click them. I got over this in about 20 minutes. The thing I didn't get over was the inability to press the buttons on the right side of the Razer Copperhead. Granted, they'd work if I was left-handed, but then the left buttons would be useless. Why? In order for the pinky or ring finger to reach them, you must take valuable seconds to angle your wrist to meet the buttons in an awkward position, and in practice the first two fingers are lifted from the primary buttons. This may work if you're just doing Windows work, but forget about using them in the middle of a firefight.

The Razer Copperhead is different from the large majority of mice on the market today in the sense that configurations are stored on the mouse rather than on the computer. Button mappings, sensitivity, and the USB polling rate can all be stored into one of five different presets that are saved into the Copperhead's 32kb of onboard memory, aka Razer Synapse. While not particularly useful to the typical BYOC gamer and lacking application based profiles that load automatically for individual games, the Synapse system would definitely come in handy for gamers competing in a tournament where installation of drivers is prohibited, allowing them to retain their custom settings anyway just by pushing the button on the underside of the mouse.

As mentioned earlier, Razer allows for different polling rates to be specified for use with the Copperhead. This is something I've never really seen done before, but after a quick chat with Mr. Google I've learned that increasing the USB port's polling rate lowers the response time and allows for smoother movement. Not surprisingly, the Counter-Strike kiddies lap it up (there I said it) and it's being looked at by the Cyberathlete Professional League. In any case Razer provides three polling options: 125Hz/8 ms, 500Hz/2 ms (not 4 ms as incorrectly listed by Razer which is 250Hz), and 1000Hz/1 ms. In contrast, most mice are locked at 125Hz, and Logitech's G5/G7 is locked at 500Hz. Third party utilities exist for changing the polling rate, although they require booting into safe mode whereas the Razer Copperhead just needs a quick reboot. Increasing the polling rate consumes additional CPU time, but on my A64 3800+ I didn't notice any major drops in framerates. (these stats are from other reviewing websites)

Razer has done an exceptional job creating the Copperhead. The primary buttons and mouse wheel are a dream to use, and the Copperhead's high-speed accuracy is nothing short of deadly after a slight learning curve. What the Copperhead lacks in application profiling is made up for by profiles stored in memory for the traveling tournament players. To me, the thing you'll either love or not about the Razer Copperhead is the symmetrical design - great for Lefties, but before I recommend it to everyone there needs to be additional buttons in the center for DPI switching rather than reposition the wrist entirely or sacrifice the thumb buttons. Again, this is subjective so be sure to go and try it yourself. Either way you'll find it's a solid product.

"Don't these two look adorable??"
Pros: Lightweight, symmetrical, precise and speedy; perfect primary buttons and wheel; onboard memory stores profiles for tourney players; firmware upgradeable; good grip; it glows.
Cons: Needs DPI buttons in center of mouse; no application profiles.
Verdict: A solid performer with solid support, the lightweight Razer Copperhead is a finely tuned gaming mouse that’s sorely lacking two buttons.

5 horsepower blender

2009-03-11T06:11:00.000-07:00

Hey there! I just got myself a new blender! It cost RM1000 but its worth it! Blended some fruits...and WOW! They taste so smooth and fruity!

The blender was at 1000watts and lets see how did the fruits end up

If only pn Shanthi's brain was here.....

well nothing much today and it looks like the "BEEJ" word was spreading
"could benkit be the culprit?"

RE5 released!! first review...(warning might contain spoilers)

2009-03-10T03:52:00.001-07:00

Change can be a painful process. Just ask one of the unfortunate citizens of Kijuju, the fictional region of Africa that serves as the setting of Resident Evil 5, the latest entry in Capcom's ongoing zombie videogame saga. A power-mad corporation's evolutionary manipulations have caused a biological disaster that turns people into mindless hosts for a military-grade parasitic infection. And you thought the Bird Flu was nasty.

The citizens of Kijuju are going through some ugly changes, many of which involve tentacles, oozing eyeballs and heretofore unexplored bloodlust. And, as is the custom in a Resident Evil game, you drop into the situation woefully underprepared for what awaits. The resulting experience is an intense, action-packed adventure replete with satisfying combat, tight gameplay and gorgeous, well-crafted environments. Resident Evil 5 offers all those things and then some, but it doesn't do many of the things longtime fans of the series expect. It won't scare you. It won't fill you with creeping desperation. It won't have you collecting and counting bullets like they're precious stones. It won't, in essence, make you feel like you're playing a traditional Resident Evil game.

Like the story it's trying to tell, Resident Evil 5 is all about evolution. Capcom has gone out on a limb with the latest numbered sequel in its long-running survival horror franchise, and although one of your goals as a player is to survive the horrors around you, this entry in the series is a radical departure from the genre Capcom helped create near Raccoon City more than a decade ago

You'll start out the game as Chris Redfield, who fans will remember as one of the co-stars of the original Resident Evil. But Chris is no lone wolf. Joining him on his mission is Sheva Alomar, an African national and bioweapons expert. Both Chris and Sheva are members of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance, a global outfit tasked with preventing the proliferation of "biological organic weapons."
"I'll follow you~~I'll follow you wherever u go~~(digi add)"

his time around, it's Sheva who has Chris's back, and she'll be with you every step of the way, whether you go it alone or recruit a friend to play along. On your first playthrough you're stuck with the beefy Chris, whose bulging biceps and gigantic torso make Street Fighter IV's Ken look like a stick figure. Once you complete the game, you unlock the ability to play single-player as the more compact Sheva, who can handle herself and just about everything else. Another thing that skilled gamers hate was Sheva's AI , the bot continiously spams bullets at the zombies. Not at the head but at the chest!.Its difficult to even shoot them in the head and punch them in the face one by one when she kept KS-ing you.

As many of u know Resident evil 4's cows can attack when they get pissed , but in RE5 chickens could attack you for no reason. I mean like , its unlogical right? At least the attacking cows makes sense , but this?? i dont think so .

here are several scenes in RE5 where the more acrobatic Sheva will need to part ways with Chris to reach hard-to-access areas. It's a cool nod to the co-op nature of the game, but I felt Capcom could have gone farther with the concept. There are no moments when you truly feel separated from your partner, which could have upped the fear factor significantly. Part of the horror of past RE games lay in the cramped isolation of knowing you were all alone in a dark corridor. But here, you're never truly on your own, as Sheva is always at your side.

The graphics was the best i've ever seen , I'm sure that u guys know crysis and its realistic graphics.And RE5 has just the perfect match to crysis in high detail mode.The engine is remarkable , the PS3's GPU has 256mb ddr3 memory and the engine could even process graphics that are as good as crysis .Even the graphics on my computer on crysis were experiencing lag (my graphic card was 256mb ddr3 8600gt XFX same as the GPU on my ps3)
and just imagine the price of that ps3 , rm 1.4k++ with that money u could get nothing but a shit computer while u can get a ps3 .
"capcom did a really good job at the graphics engine , rumours says that its a modified engine of Devil May Cry 4"

The A.I. does a good job of recognizing when melee attacks are both advisable and effective, but you'll get the most bang for your buck when you're playing online. It's quite satisfying to work as a team to pull off impressive weapon-and-melee combos, and this teamwork approach carries over to the boss battles, too. Like every aspect of RE5, the bosses and mini-bosses (including the dreaded Chainsaw Majini) are best tackled with a partner.
"RAPE ME!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!~~"

Many of the boss battles involve quick-time events that require you to alternate between firing your weapons at an enemy and quickly pressing buttons at a specified time. Some of these mega-fights, like the one with the giant troll-like creature who wears a belt of dead people, are a real adrenaline rush. Others, like an early fight with a monster that needs to be burned in an incinerator, are more of an ode to past RE games where beating a boss was often equal parts puzzle solving and shooting.

With Resident Evil 5, Capcom has broken away from many of the survival horror conventions it pioneered. The creepy suspense of the earlier games has been replaced with an action-packed intensity that will instantly appeal to some gamers and disappoint others. As an action game, RE5 is a success, and there’s a wealth of replayability through item collection, weapon upgrades, score chasing and the unlockable Mercenaries mode. But this is no gentle nudge to the formula of the previous main RE games; it’s an evolution. And if you can accept it as that, you just might love Resident Evil 5.

8.0	Presentation RE5 has a slick look and feel, but there are some usability issues. Split-screen is confusing to use, menus can be somewhat cumbersome and loading is abundant.
9.5	Graphics One of the prettiest games of this generation. Lighting, textures and landscapes are often stunning. There’s some screen tearing here and there, but it’s minor. Enemy animations quickly grow stale.
9.0	Sound Music is understated but sets the tone well, especially the nerve-jangling song that plays when enemies approach. Voice acting for most characters is surprisingly good, but some is just terrible.
8.5	Gameplay What RE5 lacks in standard survival horror it makes up for in action-packed combat, satisfying on-rails segments and killer final chapter. Controls are beginning to feel dated for an action game.
9.0	Lasting Appeal For a game with no competitive online multiplayer, RE5 has incredible replayability. Beating the game in various ways unlocks modes and features, and Mercenaries will keep you coming back for more.
9.0 Outstanding	OVERALL (out of 10 / not an average)

HOW DID HE GET RE5??!

2009-03-04T04:59:00.001-08:00

OMFG!! HOW THE FUCK DID AIMAN GET RE5 SO EARLY?! ARGH!!! i thought i was gonna be the first one to buy it..........sad case....really kena zadao

im in love with SUBWAY!!

2009-03-03T03:02:00.000-08:00

OMG~! subway sandwiches are so delicious...they let u customize the sandwich the way u wanted it!! the turkey breast and ham was fresh...and i love the bbq sauce with some lettuce and some juicy tomato slices...they were nice food...but unfortunately...i dont have the appitite to eat....its just a 6 inch...not even a footlong...sad...i dont really eat much...i just get fat kinda easily...lol due to some drugs that was injected in me when i was born...WITH THE SAME HOSPITAL , SAME TIME ,SAME ROOM WITH FONG EELAINE?! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!@#$@$#@$#

RESIDENT EVIL 5!! but im still lonely...

2009-03-02T06:20:00.000-08:00

in school was boring...and i wish i was killing zombies right now.......

old school game ads are the best!

2009-03-01T01:24:00.000-08:00

look at this funny devil may cry 1 ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEuKoeTGVjg

my thoughts were like pipes...they always split to houses...

2009-02-28T07:24:00.000-08:00

OMFG!!! I JUST FORGOTTEN I HAVE A BLOG TO UPDATE DAILY!! SRY ITS GETTING BORING!! cuz...nothing was much happening nowadays...its so boring...at school...haiz...and i was always wondering why this why that....i think in many ways which leads to negative emotions...negetive thinking...sad case..and nowadays im always having RANDOM headaches...ESPECIALLY in school.. These days i always think too much...sometimes i even felt that i have been stalked..but it was my own footsteps...

theres this dude in my class ( 3K) anyone that talks to him CHANGES ALOT...sakurako..that japanese chinese mix last year was very outgoing and loves to kacau kok mun...but this year...shes so quiet and she always sticks to brandon's group...brandon's group consist of 75% girls and all of them very quiet and they always talk to that specific person ( brandon) yik soon and kar ying CHANGED ALOT TOO...when i 1st met them they always talk about retarded things that made me laugh...but now both of them were joining brandon's group womanizing lala bitches there...and i noticed they most of them are very outgoing last year until this year.

i felt like vommiting my internal organs out while thinking about these things...sometimes i dreamt about many horible things...sometimes i can hallucinate voices coming from my kitchen calling out : Jeremy! over here!..and sometimes they sound like boys or girls and they call me like a group of people..I dreamt this last night..i saw the sky...the moon was red...i was walking..many voice called : Jeremy over here!! yo! common!!..join us!!...in a very happy yet eager faces...i finally felt wanted but...when i ran towards them...its like i cant reach them at all...when i finally reached them...they shatter into glass pieces...then i woke up...i cant even play properly now..and im always wondering whats happening to me...well..thats it for today...im gonna take some sleeping pills and doze off...

and wuan yi you're right...im thinking too much these days...sometimes little things could set me off...

volleyball.....(i know u guys will laugh your head off)

2009-02-22T22:27:00.000-08:00

Well...the girls invited me fu jun and kietsen to go for volleyball after school...and i planned to ask weather they wanna come my house after that...since all of them didnt see my house b4...well practicly i dont know how to play volleyball...i just play 4 fun of cause...and it makes me the onli guy there...and KIETSEN AND FJ FFK!! wtf!!!...kietsen have his lame excuses again...FJ fractured his spine...omg...he can even fracture it in his house...IMAGINE ITS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH AND HE JUST BROKE IT THERE!!! WTF!!! things can never get weirder and weirder...
' fine...dun let me take cover in the umbrella issit?...OMG ACID RAIN IS KILLING ME!!'
'Nikki: i wanna kiss your toungue!!'
' i have no comment about this photo...and yes victor i know what you're thinking now..'

after the park they went to my house to have dinner...my mom had prepared sushi...pizza...nuggets...and drinks...well too bad fj and kietsen didnt make it..
'i think kietsen and FJ are drooling now'
after finished eating our dinner...they went to play my ps3..well i didnt know what was nikki and debra doing in soul calibur 4...both of them was spamming the square button xD! and in call of duty 4 they took like 10 seconds to kill each other.. haha i dont really blame them since its their first time playing..after that they went upstairs to check out my room and they were laughing their heads off when they saw the fridge on top of my room...and they were saying my mom was good and they wanna kidnap her....well THAT WONT HAPPEN!!! xD

then i just gave away lolipops for fun (exept the big ones)

'kietsen...i know u enjoy looking at this..'

Guai zai wanabe?

2009-02-16T02:17:00.000-08:00

There's a new way of social in taman sea i discovered...its called...the Guai Zai tactic...its a tactic to make friends...make people look up to u...kao lui...all sorts of stuff...well my opinion is...FUCK U...u cant even be a guai zai urself!..those so called 'guai zai' have multiple girlfriends...and went to tuition the time noisy like fuck...then go insult ppl la...ponteng la..u call those guai zai? i know 1 of those famous guai zai in taman sea...and if u wanna know ask me personally..One day...each and every student got a chinese text book...they told us to keep it...FOR FUCKS!!...that "guai zai" that knew me from kebangsaan school said " IM TAKING CHINESE U KNOW!...IM GONNA SCORE ANOTHER A IN PMR!!!"...i said...LIAR!! THEY GAVE THOSE TEXT BOOK TO US FOR FUCKS LA DUN LIE LA U MAH CHOW HAI!...he said "IM SERIOUS!!!!"...and that dude was the most notorious playboy in our school =.=....and yet he calls himself 'GUAI ZAI'...wtf... and during form 2 he was like...I DAM GUAI NOW!! I CHANGED!!! then later....pn julie called him up for having the most drop pants count....wtf...here is what am i gonna (after seeing them...i went into anti guai zai frenzy!)

FUCK U ALL!! BE URSELF DONT ASK ME WHY! COS IF U DONT I WILL MAKE U CRY!! ARGH!! HOW CAN U CALL UR OWN FAGGOT ATTITUDE GUAI ZAI?! U CANT EVEN ACT LIKE ONE!!! EVEN IF U ARE ACTING LIKE ONE UR STILL ACTING AND NOT EVEN HONEST!! FUCK U!! PET PET!! PET PET!! (chinese word for vagina) ARGH I DONT WANNA HEAR U SAY THAT UR A GUAI ZAI ANYMORE!!! ARGH!! U FUCKING ROTTEN AH ROTTEN!!! U ATE TOO MUCH BLUE PILLS AND FUCK TOMANY SLUTS!! THATS WHY U THINK THE OPPOSITE WAY BUT NOT REALISING WHAT UR DOING!! FUCK U! U FUCKING FAG FUCK!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!!!!!!! (childish pronouncation for bitch)

SHOGUN!!

2009-02-14T06:29:00.000-08:00

well its valentine's day and LOVE is in the air!...yeah right...more like saddistic retardedness with victor screaming about PORN and NUDE sluts all over one utama....by the time on 6.00pm we went lining up in shogun...it was shit crowded

'somany couples'

after when we went in...FJ challenged kietsen into a wasabi challenge...and guess what kietsen won by practicing eating chili padi everyday at the canteen....

'ARGH!!!! PASS ME WATER!!!!...said kietsen when he eats a chunk of wasabi...'

then i ate like 5 rounds of sushi and tereyaki chicken...LOL!! so much!@@@#$@#..

'HEART ATTACKK!!!!! ARGH I DIED!! A PIECE OF CHICKEN IS DANGLING OUT OF MY MOUTH!!'

i was SO FULL...!! i cant even walk..and then we stack small little layers of cakes like as if its BENJI'S BIRTHDAY CAKE xD

'benji hiding his face in embarassment as we sang a birthday song in front of the restaurant'

we were like shouting and pointing him saying...'BIRTHDAY BOY OVER HERE!!!'
LOL! then after the party we end up playing arcade games and playing cyber there....and i totally messed up WX's L4D game by SPAWNING TANKS IN THE SAFE ROOM!!
WX was totally like...WOI WTF?! HAHAHAHAHAH...and even people around him or people passing by was looking and LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF AND WE END UP DOING SHIT!!!!! LOL!! well todays trip cost me 100++ dollars...OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!...ARGH!!!gone case liao...dam expendsive...haiz im off to playing L4D now xD bai bai!

deserted 3K

2009-02-10T23:38:00.000-08:00

Well i was kinda expecting alot of teachers to teach us in our class today..but no...its getting more retarded and retarded by the moment so poeple at the back are probAlly playing dare & dare where they spin the the bottle or sissors and if that object point at that dude...that guy will have 3 dares...and its getting more fucked up by the momen ive been playing it...dare & dare is supposed to dare somebody to do stupid fucked up shit but NOOOO they kept saying OPTION 1 : HUG DIWERN , OPTION 2 KISS DIWERN IN THE CHEEKS , OPTION 3 TOUCH DI WERN'S LEG...I MEAN LIKE WTF?! ITS NOT ALL ABOUT TOUCHING AND HUGGING AND KISSING...I MEAN LIKE THOSE RETARDED DARE THAT WILL MAKE U LOOK LIKE A FUCKTARD NOT SOME LOVEY DOVEY STUFF...dam fuck weih...

'diwern giving fan leon a big hug...'

its so gay and boring so i dicided to talk shit with FJ and keitsen that motherfucking retard....
during recess...i did my duty as was told by wiping the window panes and that whore di wern didnt do the duty and left the dirty work for me...and i have to clean 2 rows of windows and i even cut my hand...this di wern ah...show her cute face and can get away with it...ask kietsen go buy currypuff for me...he go give to kok jiang and that asshole lost it...wtf...but i still get the currypuff anyways...i LOST MY FUCKING BREAKFAST BECAUSE OF HER!!!@#@$@#$#@ ARGH!!!

after recess..once again teacher didnt come and the class was empty and everybody was taking a nap

'and of cause...di wern the hyperactive girl didnt fell asleep'

'who says all sleepyheads are boys?'

when everything ended i was damn tired...and hungry!!!@$#@#$ ARGH! I DIDNT GET TO BEEJ WITH THE OTHERS TODAY AND SYNC UP OUR RETARDEDNESS!! AND TALK TO RETARDED FRIENDS!!!@$#@$#...im so gonna check out facebook forawhile....BAI BAI NUBS!! =D

Genting for FUCKS! =D

2009-02-08T21:00:00.000-08:00

well i dont know what gotten into me and i just went to genting FOR FUCKS...cos i didnt even bother to go to the theme park...cos its closed and i just stayed there for one night -_-'' i stayed in my father's friend , mr zon...he's extremely rich and he brought an apartment in genting..well its kinda small but cozy and quite comfortable

'somany sofa for what =.='

'look at all the pretty lights'

after setteling down mr zon and my father went for golfing at midnight...and its very very very boring...as my father kept missing the hole...and he once hit the ball so hard it flew over the fence =.=

'upper view of gold course'

Dinner at the awarna hotel was horrible...the fish curry taste like raw fish dumped into some overdue curry powder and mixed with water...it smells so irratating and so difficult to eat...and i ordered some spagethi for a change...

'i wonder what happens if i jump into this pond?'

'retard face!!! xD'

depressed...II

2009-02-06T17:31:00.000-08:00

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depressed...

2009-02-05T20:55:00.001-08:00

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Edusmart tuition

2009-02-03T06:28:00.000-08:00

well i suppose MANY of u guys go to edusmart tuition..and leant lots of stuff...and had a good laugh too...but the teacher was ok but she takes alot of concern in students..WELL if your not paying attention she will say : OI ROTTEN AH ROTTEN?! U MUST CONCENTRATE U NOE! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!! YOUR FUTURE!!! and the way she taught reproduction was disgusting ..she said : THIS IS THE VAGINA!! THIS IS THE PENIS!! THE PENIS GO IN THE VAGINA AND HAVE SEX!! OI! U LISTENING OR NOT ROTTEN?! THIS IS UR FUTURE !! UR FUTURE!!!...your future your future and Hui Xian always talk shit and me always asking nonsense...its kinda fun there too! and theres one time theres a total black out and everybody using their phone's flash to take photos...well mines the brightest... N82 ROX!!!

'oops sry guys i forgot to off the red eye reduction xD'

'as we all know all taman sea students are demons '

FAR CRY 2!

2009-02-02T06:06:00.000-08:00

As many of you guys know...everybody says far cry 2 was realistic...well im not critisising it..but still i dont think its realistic enough...well good things first...The game has a good physics system and and things roll...fly...explode realistic enough.You get to buy guns from guns shop and do missions for them to unlock many types of guns...BUT sadly u cant add any attatchments like SOME GAY ASS RED DOT SIGHTS AND GRENADE LAUNCHERS!!@#@#$$#@@$#@$#@ but there is a manual u cant buy to increase your accuracy and equipment to increase your ammo storage ( in your bandolier not your mag) but i dont get it...I SHOT A TIRE AND IT DOSNT GO FLAT! IS THE TYRE INVINCIBLE OR SOMETHING?! i shot a guy's tyre whos trying to ram at me and i died! AND I HAVE TO DO THE MISSION ALL OVER AGAIN and start in the fucking safehouse which is MILES AWAY and when your car is damaged...all you get to do is to just tighten the nut in the middle of the engine -_-""...dosnt make sense... my car got shot all over and all i got to do is to tighten the goddamn nut....wtf man..and i JUST DONT GET IT you inject yourself with some medical health thingy so fast!

ITS JUST LIKE STABBING YOUR OWN HAND~!! ouch! and one of the unrealistic thing was...the car driving..you acelerate and reverse...the person dosnt even need to touch the gearbox!..hes just like his hand is stuck to the steering wheel forever...and he dosnt shift gears!...hes always at gear one..and yet he goes 60mph =.=

not like crysis...the nanosuit actually hacked into the car's system while controling the gun on top...at least it makes sense...not like far cry 2 but most of the things were realistic enough such as the molotovs...throw one of them and the fire will spread like crazy...not like l4d...the fire looks like burning hell xD! and as you all know reloading the gun...you only take out the magazine and replace it with a new and loaded one if theres still a bullet inside the bolt..and you reload and replace the magazine and pull the bolt if theres no ammo in it...but no...you just reload and pull the bolt straight away...just like S.T.A.L.K.E.R which was much worse! and its so boring and its amazing how you can fit 6 ak 47 and 9 pistols in your backpack...AND A NORMAL HEADSHOT CANT EVEN KILL ANYONE!...but i'd say far cry 2 was 10 X better than stalker..as it SUCKS...

well correct me if im wrong and i apologise if i really hurt your 'fanboyish hearts' 4 this game BUT ITS still awesome and fun to play...although i play GRID more now...anyways im off to bed..
anyways you can think about all the good things on far cry 2 well im just poiting out the bad ones...i think im gonna sleep on the table today...OH fuck...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....huh?! WHATS CRYSTAL MAIDEN DOING ON MY BED?! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (turns into pudge) OMFG I FUCKED PUDGE?!

taking a walk in the park then...MY EVIL TWIN?! (more like im the evil one xD)

2009-01-31T07:21:00.000-08:00

Ahh... a nice walk in taman tun recreation park and i was jogging uphill and walking downhill and it was tiring but relaxing and i saw some maids stealing their master's phone and start chatting to their boyfriend..

'assssamulaikuuuuuuuum!!! sayang! cintakuuuuuuu!!!! nak buat seks? tengok jibai saya!'

i wonder whats wrong with these maids nowadays..they always misbehave especialy those indonasian imigrants...

well after taking a walk i came back home and do some homework and shit...so i went to the kitchen and saw my fatass cat 'Puffy' stuffing his paw into those slippers

'oops sry! looks like i broke ur shoe by putting my paw here everyday =D!'

then i went to carefour to buy some home supplies until....my mom introduced her friend who mentioned that her son that looks like me..well this is what i saw...HE LOOKS 75% OUT OF ME! with a lesser fashion sense,gaming capabilities AND ULTRA SADISTIC RETARDEDNESS!!! AND HAM SUP LOU ATTITUDE!!!!!!....

his eyes looks kinda evil hes abit fatter than me..hes shorter and his hair is not gel-ed and looks kinda square..but people says he resembles me! lol! but his cheeks are more chubbier ..LOL!
well thats it for today =D im off to bed...and another thing...i always update my blog at night so i can view or take pictures during the entire day...GOOD NIGHT! well..SEX TIME WITH MY JAPANESE WHORE!!!! nah just kidding...

CNY celebration with friends

2009-01-29T23:50:00.000-08:00

yesterday me and kok jiang , victor ,bryan , daniel went to my house for some lunch and we went to blitzone...we played L4d there and it was peacefull and fun until...khairi comes in...and ruins everything...he kept calling us noob just for doing some tactics despite the fact that he lost to us in one match...bryans cousins joined the VS mode and i have to kick khairi due to insufficient space...to tell u the truth that guy was kinda anoying he OUT OF THE BLUE he would like to 'zadao' you and give u no face in front of everybody and he thinks HES TOTALLY PERFECT...i still accept him as a friend but hes just...SO ANOYING i dont know how much more of this i can take...im not emo or sensitive if im sensitive i would be like....'FUCK U KHAIRI!!!!' well although he deserves that sentense it seems i should keep a low profile..since its CNY ive been kinda passive these days..after the VS mode with bryan's cousins...they lost to us with a few hundred points...'this shows kids dosnt really suck at video games and get pushed around by older dudes' well it actually depends on skill and how much you practice everyday and your relationship with your team and teamwork..well today i recieved some msg from msn...it seems like its my old pal..he asked me to look at this redtube video...i was like WTF?! JAPANESE GIRLS POSING NUDE IN PHOTO BOOTHS?! IVE GOTTA GO THERE AND OPEN TEH DOOR!!!!!! nah just kidding...i wonder why arent the girls ashamed to pose naked in that photo booth with a bunch of unisex (that means boys and girls) friends?! this shows japanese people are more open minded than us malaysians...some girls i see also said ' IM SCARED COS THIS CUTE SHIRT WILL EXPOSE10% OF MY BOOBS~!' i was like wtf?!...then some girls are just plain shy and not even active..i met one in taman sea..she was with her boyfriend each time they sit there together they barely even talk ABOUT EVERYTHING! then 3 days later BREAK UP and the girl cried as that boy goes for the horny/talkative/open minded girl and she asked me why! so i told her..u gotta be more talkative and open minded..and she says she cant..then she cant be helped...but i still agree there are like many horny girls in taman sea such as hui xian and other shit and i always refer hui xian as ham sap poh xD! okay it seems i had blattered my thoughts into this blog as much as i could and saving 80% for it next time =D gtg!

TRIP TO TAIPING =D

2009-01-28T05:42:00.000-08:00

HEY!sry didnt update my blog for around 2 days cuz i went back to my hometown! had to wake up 5.00am..the journey was kinda boring and its so dark...so i slept in the car..and guess what when i reached there GUESS WHAT?! RM100 FOR BREWED COFFEE?! WTF?!(on top)

so i went to this dim sum shop and have a modest and simple chinese breakfast..well it was kinda crowded and the waitress was kinda rude cos she TOLD ME TO pour tea for myself...I WAS LIKE WTF?!@#$ HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO BUSINESS THAT WAY?!

after eating..my father took me to this large and huge empty plain of grass and I SAW COWS!! ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE PN SHANTHI...ONE OF THEM WAS PN KUSALA!!!@#$#@@ TAKE THAT ya black pussies!!!!!!@#$#@$@

UNTIL...WHEN I WENT INTO THE MOTEL..there were like two rooms...one for my parents and one for me...and suddenly WTF?!?!?!?!! POWER PUFF GIRLS DECORATED ROOM?! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! IMAGINE SLEEPING IN THAT DARK WITH THOSE CREEPY FACES!!!! ARGH!!!!! but the air cond was VERY strong though AND THE TV SUCKS MY BALLS! MY PS3 DOSNT EVEN WORK ON THAT THINGY! but its rather comftable tough...and i FIND IT HARD TO TFK IN THAT ROOM WHILE THOSE CREEPY PPG FACES ARE LOOKING ALL OVER ME!!

after that i went to my cousins house and they were all like 20++ and most of them had married and i was like...sigh... so bored as those cousins around my age werent there....and it was fucktarded cos they DONT LET ME PLAY MY PS3 THERE!!!! ARGH!!! but the and pao total was 490 ringgit there...not really much as daniel thong got like 3000 for his ang pao...

well after that i went out for a walk with my uncle (and of cause my cousins were busy going out with their girlfriends and boy friends and i cant blame them since they were like 20++)we decided to go and see some BABI HUTAN...and its was the time where the indians go there and touch some babi hutan cos they believe they will get luck or something...so i wanna check it out some piglets

Well the babi hutans WERE SUPRISINGLY CUTE! and i saw this wondering around the neighbourhood and all the indians were like chasing that poor thing just to touch it!

then when i went into the pig farm where many indians were gathering..I SAW THIS PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE PN NORLIA!!!! WOOTZ! FATASS BAK KUT TEH PN NORLIA~!!!! WOOOTZ!
my uncle went to touch the pigs too but suddenly...one indian girl WHO WAS SO DESPERATE to touch the pigs were like pushing to touch the pigs and unfortunately my uncle was squatting down there touching it..the indian's girl's boobs touched his head and they were like so desperate to touch the pigs and they dont know wtf is going on! then when my uncle looked back the indian girl backed off with her face all red...LOL!

after that i had a restless sleep in that PPG ROOM its time to hit the roads but stopped by in the tesco supermarket..and i took my ang pao money like around rm200++ just to buy my new watch!! YIPEE!! ITS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!@!!!!LOL! after hitting the roads i came back at 8.00pm in my house and I WAS NEVER SO HAPPIER TO SEE MY COMPUTER AND MY HOME TEATRE SYSTEM!...here i am writting my blog...well thats it for today! GONG HEY FATT CHOI! =D!!@#@$#$#$#@#@$ TFK TIME! WOOTZ!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! then suddenly...JINXED!

2009-01-25T21:26:00.000-08:00

last night i went for the LAI family annual CNY dinner at shogun..HOLY SHIT! theres somany sushi!..and i drank sake till im drunk =.=...hmmm lets see..i ate around 10 pieces of inari....9 pieces of fried calamari rings,ate a plate of terayaki chicken with rice and drank some toufu soup and drink a small bottle of yakult..i feel so bloated up when i get home...I RAN INTO TEH TOILET AND SHITTED ON THE TOILET BOWL FOR 1 HOUR! NON STOP RAPID SHITTING DIARREA!! THE TOILET BOWL MELTED INTO LIQUID! so i have no place to shit so i went to the drain near my house and SHIT SOME MORE!!!! AND I CLOGGED UP THE ENTIRE DRAINAGE SYSTEM AND I OWE ALAM FLORA RM999999999!!!!!!!!...nah just kidding..anyways the first ang pao i recieved was in this order:
rm 100
rm 5
rm20
rm50
rm50
rm10
rm3
rm10
sub total :rm248 dollars..1/2 from my fathers side (theres still more aunties and uncles!)
i will tell u guys the other total next time =D

i was happy that i got 200++ for my ang pao..but suddenly..OH FUCK!! my father's nissan frontier hit my neighbour's toyota celicia!! OH SHIT! i hope he dosnt know...cos his car worth alot! i didnt get to take a picture cos my parents will scold the shit out of me...but maybe i will take a picture of it then post it on my blog next time...he told me that his car was around 280 BHP with modified brembo brakes and enkei tires...wow..and he even had a spoiler! with a small areo kit behind his car! wow!...hard to believe his house was so small...and even her wife bath her children outside his house and hes a malay...and not to mention his children pee with their pants down near my house...well i thats the post 4 today =D im gone playing soul calibur 4!

fever gone and new updated profile and what i hate

2009-01-24T19:28:00.000-08:00

Finally...the fevers gone =D..updated my profiles and still waiting for victor to help me out on that audio URL thingy...u know what i dislike in this world..Its people and fucked up shit..most of my friends THINK THAT i suck at studying but seriously i CAN STUDY and get A's and if theres something to motivate me im sick of hearing:WOAH! JEREMY CAN STUDY?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ONLY THING HE KNOWS!!!! WOAH!! ALTHOUGH JEREMY'S A SADDIST..HE IS SO HARDWORKING! GOD! thats what the girls in my class said..i was like WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! never judge a book by its cover...and another thing i hate is...religous people...i met a christian in my school...{i cant say his name} hes so anoying! he said he was loyal to god blah blah blah blah but seriously he loves picking people's weak points such as: JEREMY YOUR FAT! U LOVE THIS GIRL U LOVE LEE KAR POH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH COCK COCK COCK! then whan i said he was a critic...he quickly change the sentence saying that thers nothing wrong...then i ask that dude in my class...OMG! DID U BAPTISE IN A SWIMMING POOL OR IN A TRASH CAN TO MAKE U SUCH A CRITIC?!then he starts to blabber and said that hes spreading the gospel to people...in fact my opinion was...u can spread the gospel to anyone who have weak beliefs in his own relegion and free thinkers..cos if u spread it to an emo buddha monk he might go insane and look at the bright side!even we know buddha are non belivers they at least done something good! their athambia care centre has donated lots of money to the poor and so does other relegions! and what some retarded christians do?..HEY DUDE UR FAT!..THEN SUDDENLY: HEY DO U KNOW JESUS ROCKS?! UR RELIGION SUCK! COME ON AND JOIN MEH!!!!!!=D...then gets beaten up and he end up saying...JESUS?! WHAT WRONG DID I DO?! WHY DID U BETRAY ME!!!..well spreading the gospel means by spreading it by action not words after all actions speak louder than words...whats the point if your a murderer and ur asking people to join the gospel?! insane right?! ..well thats my point of view as my dream was all religeons and races be together as one...this was the last thing i hate...ADULTS AND TEACHERS! they think they know more than little ones like us and they think they were'imature' wich i hate the most! AND YOUR SUPRISED TO SEE MY DAD ASKING ME HOW TO CHANGE THE ASTRO CHANNELS AND WHEN HE FACES TROUBLE HE SAYS ' I AM AN ADULT AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO ITS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS' I was like wtf?????...and teachers...imagine a teacher kepts targetting you and treating you with unfair stuff..and you report to higher authoroties and gets a D3 instead...and they keep advising you not to fight with teachers..ITS FUCKING UNFAIR! ITS LIKE THEY HAVE ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND U HAVE STICKS U FIGHT BACK U GET IN TROUBLE IF YOU DONT U WILL SUFFER IN YOUR LIFE...AND IF U TRY TO INSULT THE TEACHER THEY WILL TELL THE HIGHER AUTHOROTIES AND U WILL GET FUCKED UPSIDE DOWN!!!! AND THEY WILL LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC IN THAT ROOM SAYING:MUAHAHAAHA stupid imature kids!!! ahahahaha look im Pn NORLIA!!! IM HAVING PUASA!! U SHOULD NOT DRINK WATER IN FRONT OF MEH!!!OLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL I R TEH PROZZZ!!! I HATE BABI!!!! FUCK U JEREMY FUCK U JEREMY!!! U R MEH TARGET!!!OLOLOLOLOL...the thing is....she kept asking me to read and answer questions and hoping that i cant answer as i always say :BAK KUT TEH!! PIG INTESTINE!! SIEW MAI!! all those non halal foods will come out from my mouth..thats why i hate some adults who think they are getho...well looks like thats it for todays post...and sooner or later i will post some wierd stuff of the week get new awesome themes and upload some music..xD

Newly opened Blog and i got sick...=(

2009-01-24T05:57:00.000-08:00

Whats up! xD my official and new blog has been opened xD and i dont know how to use 30% of it....well this blog contains stories,parodies,retarded shit,school life and many more =D Since today's the first blog...i will post what happened today..Its HORIBLE! GOD! i got sick(physicaly sick) my nasal cavity HURTS! each time i eat something it hurts as well...I went to tropicana mall without knowing i have fever..and ate some Nonya BBQ chicken and it dosnt taste well cos i can feel as if theres STARCRAFT BATTLECRUSIERS SHOOTING THEIR YAMATO CANNON ON MY UVULA!(that blobby thing hanging in your mouth) ARGH! and when i was shopping i have a headache and my hands FEEL so cold and so does my legs..WTF?! I can already FEEL THE PROTOS ARBITER FREEZING THEM!And i felt something in my head like a small explosion and it makes me feel dizzy...ITS AS IF THERES STARCRAFT SIEGE TANKS DEPLOYING ON MY MAN TITS AND SHOOTING ON MY HEAD!!!@#@$#$#@!! argh i now i recovered in my room thanks to a HENTAI NURSE!!!@#$@!! IN MY BEDROOM!!!{nah i recovered by myself} i dont know what caused me to have a fever but seriously I MUST GO TO TAIPING!! But im alright now =D but still a little dizzy..anyways sorry i havent got time to make a blog earlier cause lacking experience..however viewing victor's nikki's and my other cousins blog..i think i got the balls xD! And now im gonna customize my 'seemingly boring blog' ^^ CYA!